Unlucky Fried Kitten have seen their song I Am A Robot featured in robots.net, the best robot website on the internet:
http://robots.net/article/2467.html
and Unlucky Fried Kitten have decided to run a competition.
Thursday 26 November 2009
Tuesday 24 November 2009
UFK FaceBook Funnies
Unlucky Fried Kitten have been having fun today...with videos and songs and tributes to Katie Price aka Jordan...and to those terrible twins of the X Factor, Jedward. One last look at FaceBook before retiring...and it threw up this little gem. This is why I love FaceBook. It is a meeting of minds...very much highlighted by these 2 Status Updates...sitting next to eachother on a wet, cold, windy night on a pc screen in Unlucky Fried LKitten country. (that'll be Maidstone then)
Paul - "To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog."
Ebeneazer - It aint too late to make spag bol is it?... Im chuffin starving!
Paul - "To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog."
Ebeneazer - It aint too late to make spag bol is it?... Im chuffin starving!
An Unlucky Fried Katie Price Kitten
It is with deep concern that Unlucky Fried Kitten view Jordan's departure from the Australian jungle of I'm A Celebrity...get me out of here. When Jordan is very good she is Katie Price....carefree horse-loving country girl and doting mother. When she is bad...she is Jordan...liquor-swilling good-time girl displaying her underwear and nobbly bits to a nation of slavering schoolboys.
She made the monster....there's no doubting that...but has she gone too far this time? Since her recent very public and acrimonious split from hubby of 5 years, Peter Andre, Jordan has been on a whirlwind tour of seedy activity. She has been dating cross-dressing cage-fighter, Alex Reid, amid much publicity and booze. Publicly...it looks like she delighted in "rubbing Pete's nose in it" whilst he had the kids. Jordan went into the jungle to find closure, as she puts it. She met Pete on I'm A Celeb in 2004. When she went in recently she was hoping to let him see the girl he fell in love with. Pete didn't watch it. She also wanted to prove she hadn't lost the public. She went in...and was voted to carry out every gruesome and hideous task she was eligible to do. She walked the walk...endured some bad tasks...but...facing em-plonkment into a pit of snakes...she made the final walk....out of the jungle and out of the programme. Some say the snakes had a lucky escape. Is it time for Katie to bury Jordan? Can she come back from this chorus of disapproval from the public? She has publicly dumped her cage-scrapper. Is this a first step towards repair of mind? Perhaps she needs to lie down in a darkened room and take therapy? This should not be done in a blaze of publicity. Best wishes to Katie....and Unlucky Fried Kitten will give this last hurrah for their Fashionista song...about Jordan...if she packs up the pink and reduces the mammaries.(or at least reins them in)
She made the monster....there's no doubting that...but has she gone too far this time? Since her recent very public and acrimonious split from hubby of 5 years, Peter Andre, Jordan has been on a whirlwind tour of seedy activity. She has been dating cross-dressing cage-fighter, Alex Reid, amid much publicity and booze. Publicly...it looks like she delighted in "rubbing Pete's nose in it" whilst he had the kids. Jordan went into the jungle to find closure, as she puts it. She met Pete on I'm A Celeb in 2004. When she went in recently she was hoping to let him see the girl he fell in love with. Pete didn't watch it. She also wanted to prove she hadn't lost the public. She went in...and was voted to carry out every gruesome and hideous task she was eligible to do. She walked the walk...endured some bad tasks...but...facing em-plonkment into a pit of snakes...she made the final walk....out of the jungle and out of the programme. Some say the snakes had a lucky escape. Is it time for Katie to bury Jordan? Can she come back from this chorus of disapproval from the public? She has publicly dumped her cage-scrapper. Is this a first step towards repair of mind? Perhaps she needs to lie down in a darkened room and take therapy? This should not be done in a blaze of publicity. Best wishes to Katie....and Unlucky Fried Kitten will give this last hurrah for their Fashionista song...about Jordan...if she packs up the pink and reduces the mammaries.(or at least reins them in)
Jordan and UFK
Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan has quit the jungle after too many tasks were thrust at her from an unforgiving public.
This is a song called FASHIONISTA by Maidstone-based pop-punk band UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
Unlucky Fried Kitten are husband and wife team Andy fraser (Andy Export) and Rio Fraser.
Fashionista by Unlucky Fried Kitten is a song that jars and unsettles...to say the least...which makes it an ideal bed-fellow for the Queen of Drama....the ever-celebrating....Jordan.
This is a song called FASHIONISTA by Maidstone-based pop-punk band UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
Unlucky Fried Kitten are husband and wife team Andy fraser (Andy Export) and Rio Fraser.
Fashionista by Unlucky Fried Kitten is a song that jars and unsettles...to say the least...which makes it an ideal bed-fellow for the Queen of Drama....the ever-celebrating....Jordan.
Jedward...The World's Gone Mad UFK
The world really has gone mad when the likes of John and Edward Grimes (collectively known as Jedward) are getting more press coverage than Katie Price, Thierry Henry and The Krankies...combined! Jedward t-shirts are out-selling Robbie Williams CDs, KFC Bargain Buckets, Power Rangers and those hilarious blank postcards titled "London..In A Fog" put together.
If you sat down and counted EVERY COMMA on EVERY FAN-LETTER that John and Edward have received since their X-Factor debut...well...you'd be a pretty sad git, wouldn't you? In fact...you might need professional help. (and I'm not talking Valet, Au-Pair or Tree Surgeon)
Calm down. Have a beer.
If you liked this song please tell others. If you didn't like it...send a cheque for £45 to me at :
46, Goblin Teasmade Crescent
Tumbler's end
Maidstone
8 Teddy's- Gambling
Unlucky Fried Kitten are in no way affiliated to Jedward or to any other X Factor wannabe.
If you sat down and counted EVERY COMMA on EVERY FAN-LETTER that John and Edward have received since their X-Factor debut...well...you'd be a pretty sad git, wouldn't you? In fact...you might need professional help. (and I'm not talking Valet, Au-Pair or Tree Surgeon)
Calm down. Have a beer.
If you liked this song please tell others. If you didn't like it...send a cheque for £45 to me at :
46, Goblin Teasmade Crescent
Tumbler's end
Maidstone
8 Teddy's- Gambling
Unlucky Fried Kitten are in no way affiliated to Jedward or to any other X Factor wannabe.
Thursday 19 November 2009
A Bit of Fun with Google Images
Right...here's a little bit of a (pointless) trick that you can play with Google Images.
1. Open http://images.google.com/
2. Search something (e.g. unlucky fried kitten)
3. Replace URL on the address bar...
...with this code :
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName('img'); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+'px'; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+'px'}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
4. Press Enter (Do NOT click "Paste & Go"...it won't work.)
You got that? Copy the code above...click on the link...do your image search...see what happens. It's funny.
Thanks then. Unlucky Fried Kitten don't want you getting bored now. :-)
1. Open http://images.google.com/
2. Search something (e.g. unlucky fried kitten)
3. Replace URL on the address bar...
...with this code :
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName('img'); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+'px'; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+'px'}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
4. Press Enter (Do NOT click "Paste & Go"...it won't work.)
You got that? Copy the code above...click on the link...do your image search...see what happens. It's funny.
Thanks then. Unlucky Fried Kitten don't want you getting bored now. :-)
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